Year 2010...

 YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2010 WHEN................

 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is

 that they don't have e-mail addresses.

 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see

 if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of

 the screen.

 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have

 the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for

 panic and you turn around to go and get it.

 9. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your

 coffee.

 10. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

        HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!