Year 2010...

 YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2010 WHEN................

 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is

 that they don't have e-mail addresses.

 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see

 if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of

 the screen.

 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have

 the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for

 panic and you turn around to go and get it.

 9. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your

 coffee.

 10. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

        HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Difference that counts...

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want.

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men – but married men are a lot more willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes – there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change & she does.

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. There are 2 times when a man doesn’t understand a woman – before marriage & after marriage.

Santa Interview..

AN INTERESTING INTERVIEW........Santa Strikes Again!!!

Interviewer : Let me check your word Power... 
Santa : Ok Sir ....
Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of .....good.
Santa : hmmmm..... Bad
Interviewer : Come 
Santa : Go.
Interviewer : Ugly.
Santa : Pichlli.
Interviewer : PICHLLIIIII?
Santa : UGLYYYYYYYYY..
Interviewer : Shut Up.
Santa : Keep Talking.
Interviewer : now stop these all..
Santa : now carry on this all
Interviewer : abe...chup ho ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaaaa 
Santa : abe bolta rah..bolta rah..bolta rahhh
Interviewer : Areeee yaaar
Santa : areeee dushmannnnnn
Interviewer : Get Out.
Santa : Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God.
Santa : Oh your Devil.
Interviewer : U r Rejected.
Santa : I m selected...I M SELECTED??? REALLY?? BALLE BALLE

IAS Toppers Answers!!!!!

These are real answers given by IAS TOPPERS...read on.....

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Problem, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will get wet and sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple?
A. The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A. Dinner. (UPSC 29 rank)

Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A. It caused a revolution. (UPSC 55 rank)

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A. Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )

A Woman's Mind

A man walking along a Goa beach was deep in prayer.

Suddenly, the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The man said, "Build a bridge to Mumbai so I can drive over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want 2 lanes or 4 lanes on that bridge?"