Mindblowing Rajnikant..Mind It (Part 7)

61. No one can wish a happy birthday to Rajnikant because he was here before time existed

62. Rajnikant got admission in medical profession. And gave viva exam. In the end he asked the examiner to come back after preparation.

63. Rajnikant was born on 30th February.. Since then February decided not to give this date to anyone else..!! Mind it...

64. Once Rajnikant and a small girl were playing cards. Rajni loses the game inspite having 3 ACES. Why?? Because the girl had 3 RAJNIKANTS…!!!

65. Rajni in Tamil remake of Aamir’s Ghulam. Rajni runs on railway track, the train is now at a distance of 1 mtr. Now what? Obviously… The train jumps off the track.

66. Even gajani remembers rajni.

67. This year’s RAJNIKANT award goes to …… Oscar

68. Why Osama was killed so late? Well!! Rajnikant wasn’t interested.

69. Once Rajnikant participated in 100 meter running race. Don’t even try 2 guess what happened. Rajnikant won the race. Seeing this Einstein committed suicide. Do you know why? Coz light came third, but who came 2^nd????????? ---------- Rajnikant’s shadow.

     70. One day Rajnikant bunked school, now it’s known as Sunday.

Mindblowing Rajnikant..Mind It (Part 6)

51. Once Rajnikant was on Hot Seat of KBC and Computer needed Lifeline to choose the question.

52. If Rajnikant’s PC hangs, its time for the next Windows release by Microsoft.

53. Rajnikant was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the title wouldn’t make any sense.

54. Rajnikant can run you over with a parked car.

55. Rajnikant can whistle in five different languages, including sign language

56. Rajnikant can sneeze with his eyes open.

57. Once, Rajnikant told Nike to ‘just do it…’ and it did.

58. Lifetime Warranties do not exist because of Rajnikant.

59. Rajnikant doesn’t have bad days. Bad days have Rajnikant

      60. When Rajnikant was born, the only person crying was the doctor.You NEVER slap Rajnikant..

Mindblowing Rajnikant..Mind It (Part 5)

41. When Rajnikant was a kid he made his mom eat her vegetables!

42. The oceans are filled with tears of Rajnikant victims.

43. The only reason ShahRukh Khan stuttered in the movie Darr is because he saw Rajnikant behind Juhi Chawla!!

44. We face earthquakes only when Rajnikant plays skipping.

45. Rajnikant B.Com Accounting Answer Paper is termed as ACCOUNTING STANDARDS

46. Once Rajnikant participated in Bike race. Don’t even try 2 guess what happened. Rajnikant won d race on Neutral gear. Mind it

47. Once Rajnikant lost his Wallet. Since then The World is Facing Recession

48. Newton gave us just the three dumb laws of motion. Rajnikant has already given us 33,945 laws of commotion and the count is far from completed.

49. The movie ‘300′ was initially planned to be made with Rajnikant. It was originally named ‘1'.

50. An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai … Rajnikant stopped it in Lonawala.

Mindblowing Rajnikant..Mind It (Part 4)

31. Rajnikant can squeeze orange juice from a banana

32. In the back of the book of world records, it says “All records are held by Rajnikant. The ones listed are in second place

33. Rajnikant can tie his shoes with his feet

34. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Rajnikant out. It failed miserably.

35. 1000 yrs from now……..robots will make movie named “Rajnikant”

36. Rajnikant once entered a race he came first, second and third.

37. Rajnikant added Facebook as his friend.

38. Once Rajnikant was caught on the highway for over speeding… while walking…

39. Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography. Today that book is known as “Guinness book of world RECORDS”.

      40. Once Rajnikant mumbled some numbers in his sleep. Those numbers
     are today collectively known as the “LOG TABLE.”

Mindblowing Rajnikant..Mind it...(Part 3)

21. Rajnikant’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikant.

22. Rajnikant knows the exact value of Pi.

23. Neo was “the one”, Rajnikant is “the only one”

24. Rajnikant can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

25. Contrary to popular belief, Rajnikant cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down

26. Some magicians can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land.

27. If Rajnikant ever got caught for speeding, he’d let the cops off with a warning.

28. Rajnikant can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together

29. Rajnikant runs until the treadmill gets tired

30. Rajnikant irons his Pants with them still on.

Mindblowing Rajnikant..Mind it...(Part 2)

11. Rajnikant once killed 20 men just by saying "BANG"

12. Rajinikant knows Victoria’s secret. 

13. Rajinikant can divide by zero.

14. Rajinikant has counted to infinity, twice.

15. When Rajinikant gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

     16. Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!!

17. Once Rajnikant signed a cheque… and the Bank bounced!!!

18. Once Death had ‘near Rajnikant experience’!!

19. When GOD is shocked, he exclaims “Oh my Rajnikant!”‌

20. Great mystery solved: the missing piece of apple in Apple’s Logo was eaten by Rajnikant!!

Mindblowing Rajnikant..Mind it...(Part 1)

    Guys presenting the great Indian Rajnikant..Tons n Tons of laughter..but this is just Part 1..Njoy!!!!!!!!!!

 

1. Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

2. Rajnikant has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.

3. Rajnikant killed the Dead Sea.

4. If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajnikant?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”

5. Rajnikant can play the violin with a piano

6. Rajnikant once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!

7. Micheal Jordan to Rajni: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?

Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?

8. Rajnikant once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.

9. When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status  message!

10. If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.