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Sunday, May 27, 2012

That 4 Letter WORD !!!


A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon

When they got back, the bride immediately called up her mother

"Well," said her mother," so how was the honeymoon?"

"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."  
Suddenly she burst out crying.
 
"But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to  take me home..., "PLEASE MAMA!" 
 
"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?"
 
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"
 
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama..., he used  words like: dust, wash, iron, and cook..."

"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.

Saturday, May 5, 2012

God created.......

God created the donkey  
and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live 
50 years."
The donkey answered:
"I will be a donkey, but to live
50 years is much. Give me only 20 years"
God granted his wish.

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God created the dog
and said to him:
"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live
30 years.
You will be a dog. "
The dog answered:
"Sir, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years.
" God granted his wish.

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God created the monkey
and said to him:
"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks. You will be amusing and you will live
20 years. "
The monkey answered:
"To live
20 years is too much, give me only 10 years."
God granted his wish.
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Finally God created man ...
and said to him:
"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals.
You will dominate the world and you will live
20 years."

Man responded:
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only
20 years is very little,
give me the
30 years that the donkey refused,
the
15 years that the dog did not want and
the
10 years the monkey refused."
God granted man's wish
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And since then, man lives 20 years as a man,
marries and spends  30 years like a donkey, working and carrying all the burdens on his back.

Then when his children are grown, he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house and eating whatever is given to him,

so that when he is old, he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.