61. No one can wish a happy birthday to Rajnikant because he was here before time existed
62. Rajnikant got admission in medical profession. And gave viva exam. In the end he asked the examiner to come back after preparation.
63. Rajnikant was born on 30th February.. Since then February decided not to give this date to anyone else..!! Mind it...
64. Once Rajnikant and a small girl were playing cards. Rajni loses the game inspite having 3 ACES. Why?? Because the girl had 3 RAJNIKANTS…!!!
65. Rajni in Tamil remake of Aamir’s Ghulam. Rajni runs on railway track, the train is now at a distance of 1 mtr. Now what? Obviously… The train jumps off the track.
66. Even gajani remembers rajni.
67. This year’s RAJNIKANT award goes to …… Oscar
68. Why Osama was killed so late? Well!! Rajnikant wasn’t interested.
69. Once Rajnikant participated in 100 meter running race. Don’t even try 2 guess what happened. Rajnikant won the race. Seeing this Einstein committed suicide. Do you know why? Coz light came third, but who came 2nd????????? ---------- Rajnikant’s shadow.
70. One day Rajnikant bunked school, now it’s known as Sunday.