What is Love?

A group of 4 to 8 year-old Children was asked, "What does love mean?" The answers they gave were broader n deeper than anyone could have imagined.


--"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday"
(Tina - age 7)


--"My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night."
(Clare - Age 5)


--"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth."
(Billy - age 4)


--"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love."
(Rebecca - age 8)


--"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."
(Chrissy - age 6 )


--"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
(Terri - age 4 )


--"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."
(Danny - age 7)


--"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well."
(Tommy - age 6 )


--"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore. That's love"
(Cindy -age 8)


--"Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken."
(Elaine - age 5)


--"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day."
(Mary Ann - age 4 )

9 Months later...

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.
So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north.

After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.

They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

'I realize its terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.'

'Don't worry,' Jack said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn, and if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.' The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.

They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.

It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, 'Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?'

'Yes, I do.' said Bob

'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?'

'Well, um, yes!' Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, 'I have to admit that I did.'

'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?'

Bob's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy, I'm afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask?'
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'She just died and left me everything.'

(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?

TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA

Some one Help me on TAX......

1) Qstn. : What are you doing?
Ans. : Business.
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!

2) Qstn. : What are you doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!

3) Qstn. : >From where are you getting Goods?
Ans. : From other State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!

4) Qstn. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans. : Profit.
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!

5) Qstn. : How do you distribute profit ?
Ans. : By way of dividend
Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax!

6) Qstn. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory.
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!

7) Qstn. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!

8) Qstn. : Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!

9) Qstn. : Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!

Ans : No
Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax!

10) Qstn. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans. : Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!

11) Qstn. : Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans. : Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

12) Qstn. : Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!

13) Qstn. : Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!

14) Qstn. : How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans. : Gift on birthday.
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!

15) Qstn. : Do you have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!

16) Qstn. : To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort.
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

17) Qstn. : Have you purchased House?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE!

18) Qstn. : How you Travel?
Ans. : Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!

19) Qstn. : Any Additional Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX!!

20) Qstn. : Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!

21) Qstn. : Can I die now??
Ans. : Wait we are about to launch the FUNERAL TAX!!!