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Friday, February 12, 2010

Life's Like That...

Before Marriage - - -

Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

Girl: Do you want me to leave?

Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Of course! Over and over!

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?

Girl: Will you kiss me?

Boy: Every chance I get!

Girl: Will you hit me?

Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

Girl: Can I trust you?

Boy: Yes.

Girl: Darling!

After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top

~~~~~~~~~~HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY~~~~~~~~~

Monday, February 1, 2010

INDIANS...

 
A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:
 
    A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
    
    B. 2 French men and 1 French woman
    
    C. 2 German men and 1 German woman
    
    D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
    
    E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
    
    F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
    
    G. 2 American men and 1 American woman
    
    H. 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman
 
    What a Crazy coincidence!
    
    One month later, on various parts of the island, the following was observed:
    
    A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
    
    B. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together.
    
    C. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.
    
    D. The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the Greek woman is cooking & cleaning for them.
    
    E. The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.
    
    F. The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island trying to sell them the Mexican woman.
    
    G. The two American men are contemplating suicide.  The American woman is bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of the household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much better, and how her relationship with her mother is improving.
    
    H. What happened to the Indians????
 
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    The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Indian woman...