Some Funny Cartoon Pictures

Suicide is a Crime......

NO COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Moral - Keep things out of reach of children

Health Drink for the Diet Conscious....

Taking my work seriously....

Men v/s Women

Men.

• All men are extremely busy.

• Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.

• Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.

• Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.

• Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.

• Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the first

woman leaves them.

• Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and

still try their luck with others.

Women.

• The most important thing for a woman is financial security.

• Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and

stuff.

• Although they always buy expensive clothes, they say they never have something to

wear.

• Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.

• Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just 'an old

rag'.

• Although their clothes are always 'just an old rag', they still expect you to

compliment them.

• Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.

Teamwork is important

Importance of Team Work to achieve common targets

REASONS WHY LIFE WITHOUT GIRLFRIEND IS COOL....

1. You can stare at any Girl.......

2. You don't have to spend money on her.

3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.

4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.

5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.

6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is
automatically cool, and everyone loves to be a cool guy.

7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody
phone to ring

8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right"
and "wrong" for u.

9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything
according to ur wishes anymore.

10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a
girlfriend and have a happier family life.

11. You won't have to waste time writing love emails or sms’s.
No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some
weird shop place.

12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for
them.

BABY DILEMA in OFFICE

• Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

• Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

• Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

• Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

• Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

• Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

• Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

• Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

• Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.

• HR Manager is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby if given 9 months