LOL

LOL

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Our very own Mithun special

Recently the father of physics made a visit to earth to watch a movie. He watched a few Indian movies and had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.In the movie of Mithun Chakravarthy, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:

1)  Mithunda has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Mithunda is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long Live Mithunda

2)  In one of the movies, Mithunda is confronted with 2 gangsters. Mithunda has a Gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, what he does......He holds a knife in his hand and shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters. Then, Mithunda utters the following dialogue "Apun ka naam hai HIRA, Apun ne sabko Chiraa".

3)  Mithunda is chased by a gangster. Mithunda has a revolver but he got no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Mithunda opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies....

4)  This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shaken and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a another Mithunda movie for one last time and thought that at least in one movie he will follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops not so fast. The climax finally arrives. Mithunda gets to know that the villain is on the the other side of a very high wall. So high that Mithunda can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Mithunda has to desperately kill the villain because its the climax. Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible..Mithunda suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket (Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villain is dead...

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Year 2010...


 YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2010 WHEN................
 
 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
 
 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
 
 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
 
 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
 
 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is
 that they don't have e-mail addresses.
 
 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see
 if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
 
 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of
 the screen.
 
 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have
 the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for
 panic and you turn around to go and get it.
 
 9. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your
 coffee.
 
 10. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
 
        HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!