A collection of famous quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu
(made during his commentary of the cricket matches):
1. That ball went so high it could have got an
airhostess down with it.
2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for
but it's that of an incoming train which will run them
over.
3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when
you are bald.
5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian
taximeter.
7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way
they will turn!
8. He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a
lot of petrol but cannot go beyond 30!
9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me
tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in
the whole world, which does not have wings!
10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
11. The ball whizzes past like a bumblebee and the
Indians are in the sea.
12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a
haystack.
13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a
topless bar!
15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the
cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in
falls and everything else falls!
16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss
without a Squeeze.
17. You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.
18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a
goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to
19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first
two bites too.
20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect
to score a six.
21. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
22. Nobody travels on the road to success without a
puncture or two.
23. You got to choose between tightening your belt or
losing your pants.
24. The cat with gloves catches no mice.
25. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming
youth.
26. You may have a heart of gold, but so does! A
hard-boiled egg.
27. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking
competition.
28. The third umpires should be changed as often as
nappies and for the same reason.
29. The world is all about mind and matter, I don't
mind and U don't matter...
30. In
drive on what is left!
Howzzzzaaattttttt!!!!!
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