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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Doubts...

I've some doubts... Can u please clarify for me?

1. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (To be given a thought)


2. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't

the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (Very good thinking)


3. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (Who Knows?)


4. Can you cry under water? (Let me try)


5. Why do people say, "You’ve been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all

day? (I think they meant something else)


6. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)


7. Do fish ever get thirsty? (Aask and tell)


8. Can you get cornered in a round room? (By ones eyes)


9. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (Tonight stay awake and

watch)


10. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what

is baby oil made from? (No comments)


11. What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)


12. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they

forgot? (Can somebody help)


13. Can you blow a balloon up under water? (Yes u can)


14. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (Strange isn't it)


15. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you

be able to hear it? (Got to think scientifically)


16. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what

happens?


17. Why is it called a TV set when there’s only one? (Very nice)


18. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 160 when you legally

can't go that fast on any road?


19. If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell they have parking in Bars?


HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!!!!!

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