• President Sonia Gandhi and Prime Minister Priyanka Gandhi receive Italian Prime Minister Rahul Gandhi.
• Dhoom 17 ready for release.
• I will play next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar
• Salman, Vivek and Abhishek attend Aishwarya's 3rd marriage.
• Mein To Ab Bhi Jawan Hoon - Dev Anand's new movie set for release where he plays son of Aamir Khan & Madhuri Dixit.
• After remakes of 45 films of Amitabh, Shahrukh now to play Amitabh's role in remake of "Jhoom Barabar Jhoom".
• Petrol Rs. 999/= per ltr.
• Coach Ganguly resigns, as India went out of The World Cup in 1st round after losing to Korea.
• Navjot Siddhu will launch his own TV channel where he is the Host & the Guest too.
• Riots in the Parliament as the newly elected MPs Mallika Sheravat & Rakhi Sawant enter the assembly.
• Maruti launches its new Hovercraft "SX-25". Honda, Toyota & Tata to follow.
• A cap found in Mithi river - Sources say it belonged to a species called Himesh Reshammiya...
LOL
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Saturday, March 7, 2009
World Police Cars
German police car.....Lamborgini..gallardo..max speed 320km/hr
Japan.....Lancer Evo IX...max speed 280km/hr
Now for the Ultimate Police Car in the World !!!
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Max Speed not disclosed due to Security Reasons!!
Friday, March 6, 2009
Reason why never visit a 5 Star Hotel
Question : " What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer: " Tea please "
Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea "
Question : "How would you like it ? Black or white ?"
Answer: "white"
Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ? "
Answer: "With milk "
Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Answer: "With cow milk please.
Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "
Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey? "
Answer: "With sugar"
Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Answer: "Cane sugar "
Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst
Answer: " Tea please "
Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea "
Question : "How would you like it ? Black or white ?"
Answer: "white"
Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ? "
Answer: "With milk "
Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Answer: "With cow milk please.
Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "
Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey? "
Answer: "With sugar"
Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Answer: "Cane sugar "
Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
An adorable creature called W-O-M-A-N
If U kiss her, U r not a gentleman
If U don't, U r not a man
If U praise her, she thinks U r lying
If U don't, U r gud for nothing
If U agree to all her likes, she is abusing
If U don't, U r not understanding
If U make romance, U r an 'experienced man'
If U don't U r half a man
If U visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
If U don't, she accuses U of double crossing
If U r well dressed, she says U r a playboy
If U don't, U r a dull boy
If U r jealous, she says it's bad
If U don't, she thinks U do not love her
If U attempt a romance, she says U didn't respect her
If U don't, she thinks U do not like her
If U fail to help her in crossing the street, U lack ethics
If U do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics
If U are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says dat's a girl's way
If U visit another, she accuses U of being a heel
If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural,we r girls'
If U kiss her once in a while, she professes U r cold
If U kiss her too many, she yells that U r taking advantage
If U stare at other, she accuses U of flirting
If she is stared by others, she says that they r just admiring
If U talk, she wants U to listen
If U listen, she wants U to talk
Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN'
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
If U don't, U r not a man
If U praise her, she thinks U r lying
If U don't, U r gud for nothing
If U agree to all her likes, she is abusing
If U don't, U r not understanding
If U make romance, U r an 'experienced man'
If U don't U r half a man
If U visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
If U don't, she accuses U of double crossing
If U r well dressed, she says U r a playboy
If U don't, U r a dull boy
If U r jealous, she says it's bad
If U don't, she thinks U do not love her
If U attempt a romance, she says U didn't respect her
If U don't, she thinks U do not like her
If U fail to help her in crossing the street, U lack ethics
If U do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics
If U are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says dat's a girl's way
If U visit another, she accuses U of being a heel
If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural,we r girls'
If U kiss her once in a while, she professes U r cold
If U kiss her too many, she yells that U r taking advantage
If U stare at other, she accuses U of flirting
If she is stared by others, she says that they r just admiring
If U talk, she wants U to listen
If U listen, she wants U to talk
Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN'
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
Thursday, February 5, 2009
HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB
Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an
open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the
situation.
If they are counting the bricks.
Put them in the accounts department.
If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing.
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.
If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning.
If they are throwing the bricks at each other.
Put them in operations.
If they are sleeping.
Put them in security.
If they have broken the bricks into pieces.
Put them in information technology.
If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources.
If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved.
Put them in sales.
If they have already left for the day.
Put them in marketing.
If they are staring out of the window.
Put them on strategic planning.
And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved.
Congratulate them and put them in top management !!!
open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the
situation.
If they are counting the bricks.
Put them in the accounts department.
If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing.
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.
If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning.
If they are throwing the bricks at each other.
Put them in operations.
If they are sleeping.
Put them in security.
If they have broken the bricks into pieces.
Put them in information technology.
If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources.
If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved.
Put them in sales.
If they have already left for the day.
Put them in marketing.
If they are staring out of the window.
Put them on strategic planning.
And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved.
Congratulate them and put them in top management !!!
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