An adorable creature called W-O-M-A-N

If U kiss her, U r not a gentleman
If U don't, U r not a man

If U praise her, she thinks U r lying
If U don't, U r gud for nothing

If U agree to all her likes, she is abusing
If U don't, U r not understanding

If U make romance, U r an 'experienced man'
If U don't U r half a man

If U visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
If U don't, she accuses U of double crossing

If U r well dressed, she says U r a playboy
If U don't, U r a dull boy

If U r jealous, she says it's bad
If U don't, she thinks U do not love her

If U attempt a romance, she says U didn't respect her
If U don't, she thinks U do not like her

If U fail to help her in crossing the street, U lack ethics
If U do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics

If U are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says dat's a girl's way

If U visit another, she accuses U of being a heel
If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural,we r girls'

If U kiss her once in a while, she professes U r cold
If U kiss her too many, she yells that U r taking advantage

If U stare at other, she accuses U of flirting
If she is stared by others, she says that they r just admiring

If U talk, she wants U to listen
If U listen, she wants U to talk

Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN'
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable