IMPACT of JOB CHANGE

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped few centimeters from a shop window.


For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and then the driver said: "Look man, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"


The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."


The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead Bodies for the last 25 years........!!!!

Free Mobile Recharge. Try It..

Hello All,

Recharge ur phone every month freely by following this process

Please follow the instruction & you can recharge your SIM card absolutely free. Yes it is possible, see how technology can be used to make technicians fool.

I just got a mail from a friend of mine, whose friend is B.Tech.(ETC) from IIT Powai, teaching me how to reload my hand set every month for free. Engineered by a group of rebel programmers. I am going to share this to all for you.

Please follow the instructions as stated below before you start it:

Applicable for VODAFONE, AIRTEL & BSNL users only, sorry for IDEA and RELIANCE users and is done illegally of course. But there are many things that are illegal, who cares. Don't worry nobody can trap you. No legal action can be taken on you for this. So go ahead  without worrying.

You can only do this every 24th & 25th of the month as the network system is under upgrade.
 
TAKE UR MOBILE or Note it Down in a Piece of paper


1.) ** Dial "1415007" using your h/phone and wait for 5 second

2.) ** after 5 second, you will hear some funny noise (like sound from TV when the station is finish)

3.) ** Once the noise stop, immediately dial 9151 follow by your phone number

4.) ** A recorded message "please insert your pin number" will follow

5.) ** punch in the pin number "011785 4522700734" and wait for the operator finish repeating the

above pin number.

6.) ** After the pin number has been repeat, dial -

0405-for AIRTEL,
404-for VODAFONE,

404-for BSNL".

7.) ** you will hear a message "for air time top-up press 1723" you just have to follow the instruction

8.) ** After you follow the instruction, the noisy

sound will re-appear for about 5 second

9.) ** once the noise stop, dial "4455147" follow by "146"

10.) ** after about 5 second, dial "1918" after 3 second dial "4451"

11.) ** after you done that, punch in the serial number "01174452271145527" you will hear dial tone.

12.) ** once the dialing tone stop, dial "55524785933" you will hear

“please key in your password"

13.) ** the password is " ****2+253+7891*+546322”

wait for the message "your password accepted"

14.) ** you will hear “please insert your IMEI number" now you have to be fast to dial your

own phone number

15.) ** you will hear a dialing tone, when the call is answered, dial
"1566" and you will hear "re-confirm emei number"

16.) ** once you hear that message, dial "60115562245334 follow by your h/phone number"

17.) ** after a while, you will hear a message "your pin number is accepted" you have to dial "1007"

18.) ** after you done that you will hear "your IMEI number is accepted"

19.) ** continue dial "4566" you will hear "your password is accepted"


20.) ** once the second message finish, immediately dial your own h/phone number



21.) ** Now you will receive a message saying
............





22.) "NOTHING IS FREE IN THIS WORLD, . SO, GET BACK TO WORK AND DON'T WASTE TIME !!"

Bye.........Bye...........

Awesome Pen Drives

Clip on

Inject me with it

Wear it

Travel buddy to store travel memories

This will make you feel better

The key to any lock

Lets roll it

Add me more

Hidden in the wood

Light it

Hungry anyone?

Deforestation

Lets build something

Rings. Propose

Scary skeleton, NAH!

Tape me

Im cooking you

Give me more power

Holy USB

Crawler

Still hungry anyone?

Check up

Lets play

Characters

Wear me

Lets run run run

Now I'm hungry

Juicy

Have nowhere to go

Happy Go Lucky

Madagascar

Multi-purpose

New Year New Beginning

Funny Directions To Follow

In case you need further proof the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on current consumer goods:

• On a Sear's hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

•  On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. "Details inside." (The shoplifter special)

• On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?)

• On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion)

• On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down. (Too late!)

• On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating. (As night follows day)

• On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But, wouldn't this save me more time?)

• On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

• On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

• On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

• On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

• On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."(Talk about a news flash.)

• On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: Fly Delta.

• On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame parents for this one.)

• On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Boss vs Leader

I have no Boss!!!

Man O Man !!

When without money, eats wild vegetables at home
When has money, eats same wild vegetables in fine restaurant.

When without money, rides bicycle;
When has money, rides exercise machine.

When without money, walks to earn food
When has money, walks to lose the fat

Man O Man ! Never fails to deceive thyself !

When without money, wishes to get married;
When has money, wishes to get divorced.

When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When has money, secretary becomes wife.

When without money, acts like rich man;
When has money, acts like poor man.

Man, O Man, never can tell the simple truth !

Says share market is bad but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.
Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.
Says gambling & drinking is bad but keeps indulging;

Man O Man ! Never means what he says and never says what he means!

New Scarf !!

Source: www.myindianpictures.com

Childhood at Home

How to make Olympics interesting..

Source: worth1000.com

How to Catch a LION

Newton's Method:
 
Let, the lion catch you.

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Implies you caught lion.

 
Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.

Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.

Now you can trap it easily.  

  

Software Engineer Method:
 
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that it’s a Lion.

If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.


Indian Police Method:

Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that it’s a Lion.

Rajnikanth Method:

 
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime.

The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

 Jayalalitha Method:
 

Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping!


Manirathnam Method (director):

 
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark

room with a single candle lighted.

Keep murmuring something in its ears.

The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.


Karan Johar Method (director):
 

Send a lioness into the forest.

Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.

Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion.

First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness.

But 2nd lioness loves both lions.

Now send another lioness (third) into the forest.

You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!


Yash Chopra method (director):

 
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.

 

Govinda method:

 
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

 
Menaka Gandhi method:

 
Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.


George bush method:

 
Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!!

  

RaviShastri method:

 
Ask the lion to bowl at u.

U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run

Lion tired and surrenders..


All the best and be careful if u r trying out any!!

 

Mindblowing Rajnikant..Mind It (Part 7)

61. No one can wish a happy birthday to Rajnikant because he was here before time existed

62. Rajnikant got admission in medical profession. And gave viva exam. In the end he asked the examiner to come back after preparation.

63. Rajnikant was born on 30th February.. Since then February decided not to give this date to anyone else..!! Mind it...

64. Once Rajnikant and a small girl were playing cards. Rajni loses the game inspite having 3 ACES. Why?? Because the girl had 3 RAJNIKANTS…!!!

65. Rajni in Tamil remake of Aamir’s Ghulam. Rajni runs on railway track, the train is now at a distance of 1 mtr. Now what? Obviously… The train jumps off the track.

66. Even gajani remembers rajni.

67. This year’s RAJNIKANT award goes to …… Oscar

68. Why Osama was killed so late? Well!! Rajnikant wasn’t interested.

69. Once Rajnikant participated in 100 meter running race. Don’t even try 2 guess what happened. Rajnikant won the race. Seeing this Einstein committed suicide. Do you know why? Coz light came third, but who came 2^nd????????? ---------- Rajnikant’s shadow.

     70. One day Rajnikant bunked school, now it’s known as Sunday.

Mindblowing Rajnikant..Mind It (Part 5)

41. When Rajnikant was a kid he made his mom eat her vegetables!

42. The oceans are filled with tears of Rajnikant victims.

43. The only reason ShahRukh Khan stuttered in the movie Darr is because he saw Rajnikant behind Juhi Chawla!!

44. We face earthquakes only when Rajnikant plays skipping.

45. Rajnikant B.Com Accounting Answer Paper is termed as ACCOUNTING STANDARDS

46. Once Rajnikant participated in Bike race. Don’t even try 2 guess what happened. Rajnikant won d race on Neutral gear. Mind it

47. Once Rajnikant lost his Wallet. Since then The World is Facing Recession

48. Newton gave us just the three dumb laws of motion. Rajnikant has already given us 33,945 laws of commotion and the count is far from completed.

49. The movie ‘300′ was initially planned to be made with Rajnikant. It was originally named ‘1'.

50. An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai … Rajnikant stopped it in Lonawala.

Mindblowing Rajnikant..Mind it...(Part 3)

21. Rajnikant’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikant.

22. Rajnikant knows the exact value of Pi.

23. Neo was “the one”, Rajnikant is “the only one”

24. Rajnikant can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

25. Contrary to popular belief, Rajnikant cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down

26. Some magicians can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land.

27. If Rajnikant ever got caught for speeding, he’d let the cops off with a warning.

28. Rajnikant can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together

29. Rajnikant runs until the treadmill gets tired

30. Rajnikant irons his Pants with them still on.

Mindblowing Rajnikant..Mind it...(Part 2)

11. Rajnikant once killed 20 men just by saying "BANG"

12. Rajinikant knows Victoria’s secret. 

13. Rajinikant can divide by zero.

14. Rajinikant has counted to infinity, twice.

15. When Rajinikant gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

     16. Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!!

17. Once Rajnikant signed a cheque… and the Bank bounced!!!

18. Once Death had ‘near Rajnikant experience’!!

19. When GOD is shocked, he exclaims “Oh my Rajnikant!”‌

20. Great mystery solved: the missing piece of apple in Apple’s Logo was eaten by Rajnikant!!

Mindblowing Rajnikant..Mind it...(Part 1)

    Guys presenting the great Indian Rajnikant..Tons n Tons of laughter..but this is just Part 1..Njoy!!!!!!!!!!

 

1. Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

2. Rajnikant has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.

3. Rajnikant killed the Dead Sea.

4. If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajnikant?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”

5. Rajnikant can play the violin with a piano

6. Rajnikant once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!

7. Micheal Jordan to Rajni: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?

Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?

8. Rajnikant once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.

9. When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status  message!

10. If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.

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