Amazing Sand Sculptures

IMPACT of JOB CHANGE

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped few centimeters from a shop window.


For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and then the driver said: "Look man, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"


The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."


The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead Bodies for the last 25 years........!!!!

Free Mobile Recharge. Try It..

Hello All,

Recharge ur phone every month freely by following this process

Please follow the instruction & you can recharge your SIM card absolutely free. Yes it is possible, see how technology can be used to make technicians fool.

I just got a mail from a friend of mine, whose friend is B.Tech.(ETC) from IIT Powai, teaching me how to reload my hand set every month for free. Engineered by a group of rebel programmers. I am going to share this to all for you.

Please follow the instructions as stated below before you start it:

Applicable for VODAFONE, AIRTEL & BSNL users only, sorry for IDEA and RELIANCE users and is done illegally of course. But there are many things that are illegal, who cares. Don't worry nobody can trap you. No legal action can be taken on you for this. So go ahead  without worrying.

You can only do this every 24th & 25th of the month as the network system is under upgrade.
 
TAKE UR MOBILE or Note it Down in a Piece of paper


1.) ** Dial "1415007" using your h/phone and wait for 5 second

2.) ** after 5 second, you will hear some funny noise (like sound from TV when the station is finish)

3.) ** Once the noise stop, immediately dial 9151 follow by your phone number

4.) ** A recorded message "please insert your pin number" will follow

5.) ** punch in the pin number "011785 4522700734" and wait for the operator finish repeating the

above pin number.

6.) ** After the pin number has been repeat, dial -

0405-for AIRTEL,
404-for VODAFONE,

404-for BSNL".

7.) ** you will hear a message "for air time top-up press 1723" you just have to follow the instruction

8.) ** After you follow the instruction, the noisy

sound will re-appear for about 5 second

9.) ** once the noise stop, dial "4455147" follow by "146"

10.) ** after about 5 second, dial "1918" after 3 second dial "4451"

11.) ** after you done that, punch in the serial number "01174452271145527" you will hear dial tone.

12.) ** once the dialing tone stop, dial "55524785933" you will hear

“please key in your password"

13.) ** the password is " ****2+253+7891*+546322”

wait for the message "your password accepted"

14.) ** you will hear “please insert your IMEI number" now you have to be fast to dial your

own phone number

15.) ** you will hear a dialing tone, when the call is answered, dial
"1566" and you will hear "re-confirm emei number"

16.) ** once you hear that message, dial "60115562245334 follow by your h/phone number"

17.) ** after a while, you will hear a message "your pin number is accepted" you have to dial "1007"

18.) ** after you done that you will hear "your IMEI number is accepted"

19.) ** continue dial "4566" you will hear "your password is accepted"


20.) ** once the second message finish, immediately dial your own h/phone number



21.) ** Now you will receive a message saying
............





22.) "NOTHING IS FREE IN THIS WORLD, . SO, GET BACK TO WORK AND DON'T WASTE TIME !!"

Bye.........Bye...........

Awesome Pen Drives

Clip on

Inject me with it

Wear it

Travel buddy to store travel memories

This will make you feel better

The key to any lock

Lets roll it

Add me more

Hidden in the wood

Light it

Hungry anyone?

Deforestation

Lets build something

Rings. Propose

Scary skeleton, NAH!

Tape me

Im cooking you

Give me more power

Holy USB

Crawler

Still hungry anyone?

Check up

Lets play

Characters

Wear me

Lets run run run

Now I'm hungry

Juicy

Have nowhere to go

Happy Go Lucky

Madagascar

Multi-purpose

Why Men are more happier!

• Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
• Wedding plans take care of themselves.
• Wedding dress $5000. Wedding Tux rental $100.
• Chocolate is just another snack.
• You can be President.
• You can never be pregnant.
• You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
• Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your oyster.
• You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
• You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
• Same work, but more pay.
• Wrinkles add character.
• People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
• The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
• New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
• One mood all the time.
• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
• A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
• You can open all your own jars.
• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
• If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
• Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
• You never have strap problems in public.
• You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
• The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
• You only have to shave your face and neck.
• You can play with toys all your life.
• Your belly usually hides your big hips.
• You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
• You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
• You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
• You can do Christmas shopping on December 24th in 25 minutes.

~~~~NICKNAMES~~~~
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. 
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

The Christmas Glasses

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes  Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's glasses.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "They're Carol's."

New Year New Beginning

Funny Directions To Follow

In case you need further proof the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on current consumer goods:

• On a Sear's hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

•  On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. "Details inside." (The shoplifter special)

• On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?)

• On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion)

• On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down. (Too late!)

• On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating. (As night follows day)

• On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But, wouldn't this save me more time?)

• On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

• On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

• On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

• On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

• On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."(Talk about a news flash.)

• On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: Fly Delta.

• On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame parents for this one.)

• On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

What are you doing Idiot!!

Funny Answering Machine Messages

• Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial institution, you didn’t lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don’t worry – I have plenty of money.

• Hi, I’m not home right now, but my answering machine is. So, can you talk to it instead?

• Hi, I’m David’s answering machine. What are you?

• Hello! If you leave a message, I’ll call you soon. If you leave a sexy message, I’ll call you sooner.

• Hi! Tom’s answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly and I’ll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

• Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need double glazing and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their picture taken. If you’re still with me, leave your name and number and they’ll get back to you.

• This is not an answering machine. This is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, think about your number, and think about your reason for calling. Then I’ll think about returning your call.

• Hi. I’m probably home. I’m just avoiding someone I don’t like. Leave me a message and, if I don’t call you back, it’s you.

• Hi, this is George. I’m sorry that I can’t answer the phone right now. Leave a message and then wait by your phone until I call back.

• Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and used by us.

• My wife and I can’t come to the phone right now but, if you’ll leave your name and number, we’ll get back to you as soon as we’re finished.

• Hello, you’ve reached Jim and Sonya. We can’t pick up the phone right now because we’re doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down and I like doing it left to right slowly. So leave a message and, when we’re done brushing our teeth, we’ll get back to you.

Happy Halloween Fellas!!

Happy Diwali..Play Safe, Stay Safe

Wrong Email Address

A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.
Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.
When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

Boss vs Leader

I have no Boss!!!

Thief and the dress

The cops, while investigating a theft in a readymade garments store, caught the thief and were interrogating him. They asked the thief why did he steal in the same store 4 times.
Bob the thief confessed that the first time he stole an expensive gown, he gifted it to his wife. He added, "You know how women are! I had to go back three times to change it!"

Nikon vs Cannon

Man O Man !!

When without money, eats wild vegetables at home
When has money, eats same wild vegetables in fine restaurant.

When without money, rides bicycle;
When has money, rides exercise machine.

When without money, walks to earn food
When has money, walks to lose the fat

Man O Man ! Never fails to deceive thyself !

When without money, wishes to get married;
When has money, wishes to get divorced.

When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When has money, secretary becomes wife.

When without money, acts like rich man;
When has money, acts like poor man.

Man, O Man, never can tell the simple truth !

Says share market is bad but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.
Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.
Says gambling & drinking is bad but keeps indulging;

Man O Man ! Never means what he says and never says what he means!

Father of the Year

 

 

New Scarf !!

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