Men v/s Women

Men.

• All men are extremely busy.

• Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.

• Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.

• Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.

• Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.

• Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the first

woman leaves them.

• Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and

still try their luck with others.

Women.

• The most important thing for a woman is financial security.

• Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and

stuff.

• Although they always buy expensive clothes, they say they never have something to

wear.

• Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.

• Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just 'an old

rag'.

• Although their clothes are always 'just an old rag', they still expect you to

compliment them.

• Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.