Mindblowing Rajnikant..Mind It (Part 4)

31. Rajnikant can squeeze orange juice from a banana

32. In the back of the book of world records, it says “All records are held by Rajnikant. The ones listed are in second place

33. Rajnikant can tie his shoes with his feet

34. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Rajnikant out. It failed miserably.

35. 1000 yrs from now……..robots will make movie named “Rajnikant”

36. Rajnikant once entered a race he came first, second and third.

37. Rajnikant added Facebook as his friend.

38. Once Rajnikant was caught on the highway for over speeding… while walking…

39. Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography. Today that book is known as “Guinness book of world RECORDS”.

      40. Once Rajnikant mumbled some numbers in his sleep. Those numbers
     are today collectively known as the “LOG TABLE.”

Mindblowing Rajnikant..Mind it...(Part 3)

21. Rajnikant’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikant.

22. Rajnikant knows the exact value of Pi.

23. Neo was “the one”, Rajnikant is “the only one”

24. Rajnikant can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

25. Contrary to popular belief, Rajnikant cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down

26. Some magicians can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land.

27. If Rajnikant ever got caught for speeding, he’d let the cops off with a warning.

28. Rajnikant can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together

29. Rajnikant runs until the treadmill gets tired

30. Rajnikant irons his Pants with them still on.

Mindblowing Rajnikant..Mind it...(Part 2)

11. Rajnikant once killed 20 men just by saying "BANG"

12. Rajinikant knows Victoria’s secret. 

13. Rajinikant can divide by zero.

14. Rajinikant has counted to infinity, twice.

15. When Rajinikant gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

     16. Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!!

17. Once Rajnikant signed a cheque… and the Bank bounced!!!

18. Once Death had ‘near Rajnikant experience’!!

19. When GOD is shocked, he exclaims “Oh my Rajnikant!”‌

20. Great mystery solved: the missing piece of apple in Apple’s Logo was eaten by Rajnikant!!

Mindblowing Rajnikant..Mind it...(Part 1)

    Guys presenting the great Indian Rajnikant..Tons n Tons of laughter..but this is just Part 1..Njoy!!!!!!!!!!

 

1. Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

2. Rajnikant has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.

3. Rajnikant killed the Dead Sea.

4. If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajnikant?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”

5. Rajnikant can play the violin with a piano

6. Rajnikant once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!

7. Micheal Jordan to Rajni: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?

Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?

8. Rajnikant once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.

9. When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status  message!

10. If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.

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