Mindblowing Rajnikant..Mind it...(Part 3)

21. Rajnikant’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikant.

22. Rajnikant knows the exact value of Pi.

23. Neo was “the one”, Rajnikant is “the only one”

24. Rajnikant can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

25. Contrary to popular belief, Rajnikant cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down

26. Some magicians can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land.

27. If Rajnikant ever got caught for speeding, he’d let the cops off with a warning.

28. Rajnikant can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together

29. Rajnikant runs until the treadmill gets tired

30. Rajnikant irons his Pants with them still on.

Mindblowing Rajnikant..Mind it...(Part 2)

11. Rajnikant once killed 20 men just by saying "BANG"

12. Rajinikant knows Victoria’s secret. 

13. Rajinikant can divide by zero.

14. Rajinikant has counted to infinity, twice.

15. When Rajinikant gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

     16. Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!!

17. Once Rajnikant signed a cheque… and the Bank bounced!!!

18. Once Death had ‘near Rajnikant experience’!!

19. When GOD is shocked, he exclaims “Oh my Rajnikant!”‌

20. Great mystery solved: the missing piece of apple in Apple’s Logo was eaten by Rajnikant!!

Mindblowing Rajnikant..Mind it...(Part 1)

    Guys presenting the great Indian Rajnikant..Tons n Tons of laughter..but this is just Part 1..Njoy!!!!!!!!!!

 

1. Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

2. Rajnikant has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.

3. Rajnikant killed the Dead Sea.

4. If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajnikant?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”

5. Rajnikant can play the violin with a piano

6. Rajnikant once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!

7. Micheal Jordan to Rajni: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?

Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?

8. Rajnikant once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.

9. When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status  message!

10. If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.

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People With Conflicting Names Getting Married

What would happen if two people with conflicting names got married?

What would Bo Derek be called if she married Don Ho? Bo Ho?

Well, here are a few more:

- If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.

- If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.

- If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she'd be Ella Vader.("Going up?")

- If Oprah Winfrey married Deepak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra.

- If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, he'd be Cat Doggy Dogg.

- If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.("Sorry Ma'am, what was your name again?")

- If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.("Ouch!")

- If Tuesday Weld married Hal March III, she'd be Tuesday March 3.

- If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and married Jerry Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver.

- If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.("Double Ouch!")

- If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.("This marriage wouldn't last!")

- How about a baseball marriage? If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he'd be Boog Alou.

- If G. Gordon Liddy married Boutros-Boutros Ghali, then divorced him to marry Kenny G., he'd be G. Ghali G.

- Nog (Related to Quark on "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine") has no other name, so he uses it twice when getting a marriage license. If he married Howard Hughes, and then Pamela Dare, he'd be Nog Nog Hughes Dare.("He he")

- If Jack Handy (SNL writer) married Andy Capp, then married Jack Paar, then moved on to Stephen King, he'd be Jack Handy Capp Paar King.

- If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur.

- If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.("Sing along!")