HEADLINES DATED 1ST JAN 2025

• President Sonia Gandhi and Prime Minister Priyanka Gandhi receive Italian Prime Minister Rahul Gandhi.

• Dhoom 17 ready for release.

• I will play next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar

• Salman, Vivek and Abhishek attend Aishwarya's 3rd marriage.

• Mein To Ab Bhi Jawan Hoon - Dev Anand's new movie set for release where he plays son of Aamir Khan & Madhuri Dixit.

• After remakes of 45 films of Amitabh, Shahrukh now to play Amitabh's role in remake of "Jhoom Barabar Jhoom".

• Petrol Rs. 999/= per ltr.

• Coach Ganguly resigns, as India went out of The World Cup in 1st round after losing to Korea.

• Navjot Siddhu will launch his own TV channel where he is the Host & the Guest too.

• Riots in the Parliament as the newly elected MPs Mallika Sheravat & Rakhi Sawant enter the assembly.

• Maruti launches its new Hovercraft "SX-25". Honda, Toyota & Tata to follow.

• A cap found in Mithi river - Sources say it belonged to a species called Himesh Reshammiya...

World Police Cars

German police car.....Lamborgini..gallardo..max speed 320km/hr

England.....Porsche ......Do I have to tell the speed...

Spain.....Audi TT....max speed 280km/hr

France.....Pegaut...Sports GT

Japan.....Lancer Evo IX...max speed 280km/hr

Now for the Ultimate Police Car in the World !!!

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India's Mahindra Jeep !!!

Max Speed not disclosed due to Security Reasons!!

Reason why never visit a 5 Star Hotel

Question : " What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

Answer: " Tea please "

Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ? Black or white ?"

Answer: "white"

Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ? "

Answer: "With milk "

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"

Answer: "With cow milk please.

Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "

Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey? "

Answer: "With sugar"

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"

Answer: "Cane sugar "

Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"

Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "

Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst