LOL

LOL

Thursday, April 30, 2015

IMPACT of JOB CHANGE

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped few centimeters from a shop window.


For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and then the driver said: "Look man, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"


The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."


The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead Bodies for the last 25 years........!!!!

Friday, April 10, 2015

Free Mobile Recharge. Try It..



Hello All,

Recharge ur phone every month freely by following this process

Please follow the instruction & you can recharge your SIM card absolutely free. Yes it is possible, see how technology can be used to make technicians fool.

I just got a mail from a friend of mine, whose friend is B.Tech.(ETC) from IIT Powai, teaching me how to reload my hand set every month for free. Engineered by a group of rebel programmers. I am going to share this to all for you.

Please follow the instructions as stated below before you start it:

Applicable for VODAFONE, AIRTEL & BSNL users only, sorry for IDEA and RELIANCE users and is done illegally of course. But there are many things that are illegal, who cares. Don't worry nobody can trap you. No legal action can be taken on you for this. So go ahead  without worrying.

You can only do this every 24th & 25th of the month as the network system is under upgrade.

 
TAKE UR MOBILE or Note it Down in a Piece of paper


1.) ** Dial "1415007" using your h/phone and wait for 5 second

2.) ** after 5 second, you will hear some funny noise (like sound from TV when the station is finish)

3.) ** Once the noise stop, immediately dial 9151 follow by your phone number

4.) ** A recorded message "please insert your pin number" will follow

5.) ** punch in the pin number "011785 4522700734" and wait for the operator finish repeating the
above pin number.

6.) ** After the pin number has been repeat, dial -
0405-for AIRTEL,
404-for VODAFONE,
404-for BSNL".

7.) ** you will hear a message "for air time top-up press 1723" you just have to follow the instruction

8.) ** After you follow the instruction, the noisy
sound will re-appear for about 5 second

9.) ** once the noise stop, dial "4455147" follow by "146"

10.) ** after about 5 second, dial "1918" after 3 second dial "4451"

11.) ** after you done that, punch in the serial number "01174452271145527" you will hear dial tone.

12.) ** once the dialing tone stop, dial "55524785933" you will hear
“please key in your password"

13.) ** the password is " ****2+253+7891*+546322”
wait for the message "your password accepted"

14.) ** you will hear “please insert your IMEI number" now you have to be fast to dial your
own phone number

15.) ** you will hear a dialing tone, when the call is answered, dial
"1566" and you will hear "re-confirm emei number"

16.) ** once you hear that message, dial "60115562245334 follow by your h/phone number"

17.) ** after a while, you will hear a message "your pin number is accepted" you have to dial "1007"

18.) ** after you done that you will hear "your IMEI number is accepted"

19.) ** continue dial "4566" you will hear "your password is accepted"


20.) ** once the second message finish, immediately dial your own h/phone number



21.) ** Now you will receive a message saying
............





22.) "NOTHING IS FREE IN THIS WORLD, . SO, GET BACK TO WORK AND DON'T WASTE TIME !!"
Bye.........Bye...........

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Awesome Pen Drives

Clip on

Inject me with it

Wear it

Travel buddy to store travel memories

This will make you feel better

The key to any lock

Lets roll it

Add me more

Hidden in the wood

Light it

Hungry anyone?

Deforestation

Lets build something

Rings. Propose

Scary skeleton, NAH!

Tape me

Im cooking you

Give me more power

Holy USB

Crawler

Still hungry anyone?

Check up

Lets play

Characters

Wear me

Lets run run run

Now I'm hungry

Juicy

Have nowhere to go

Happy Go Lucky

Madagascar

Multi-purpose

Monday, February 23, 2015

Why Men are more happier!

  • Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
  • Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  • Wedding dress $5000. Wedding Tux rental $100.
  • Chocolate is just another snack.
  • You can be President.
  • You can never be pregnant.
  • You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
  • Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your oyster.
  • You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
  • You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
  • Same work, but more pay.
  • Wrinkles add character.
  • People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
  • The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
  • New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
  • One mood all the time.
  • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  • A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
  • You can open all your own jars.
  • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
  • If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
  • Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
  • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
  • You never have strap problems in public.
  • You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
  • The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
  • You only have to shave your face and neck.
  • You can play with toys all your life.
  • Your belly usually hides your big hips.
  • You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
  • You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
  • You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
  • You can do Christmas shopping on December 24th in 25 minutes.
~~~~NICKNAMES~~~~
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. 
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.